Share your best one liner.

General Discussions
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Hey lads, yes it’s 5 in the morning, can’t sleep.
Share your best one liner down there :stuck_out_tongue:

2

Hey, you’re a human female, what’s your opinion on … ?

3

Two neutrinos walk through a bar.

4

Never hit someone with glasses, a baseball bat is much more effective.

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(two-liner?)

"I look fat and ugly, … can you give me a compliment?"
"Umm … you have perfect eyesight."

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Chatting up a FAT Girl

"So when is it due?"

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"Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you’re in the way."

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I’m a man of my word, and that word is unreliable.

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"OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT TANK TANK TAAAAAANK" -Kaleo on an average mission