I hope you are all well and safe. I’ve missed you guys. It has been a long time.
I just had a chat with Flo…I mean Clarke…nope, I was right the first time, who guilted me in to coming back (Basically I’m bored in lockdown and have loads of free time because of it lol).
I hope this compelling reason makes you want to welcome me back with open arms :d. It’ll be good to catch up with you all if nothing else. For those who have joined since I left. I’m sure you have heard many great and heroic tales about me and can’t wait to introduce yourselves. I only ask that you form an orderly queue (I am British after all).
Teddy…crap, I mean Ozzie.